"Life's too short for the wrong job"
the-monsoon: tomatoneedles: Great, great ad campaign.
Jesus, my stomach is doing this wierd thing every...
and it feels awesome.
Create an aimbot that makes inane talk asking...
thehipsterantapex: Step 2: send to potheads.
It isn’t cool when you’re about to ask someone out and then just before you can ask them out you lose the opportunity to ask them out, and have to wait up to a week to see them again so you can ask them out, which can seem like a long time.
That awkward moment where you say "That's Gay" in...
tweebear: You know what wouldn’t be awkward? WATCHING THE IMPLICATIONS OF YOUR LANGUAGE.
Why WOULDN'T you stand with Planned Parenthood?
OMG CUZ TEY KILL BABIES!
It's getting disastrously close to hair-dying...
This morning's dream
Contesting in a twenty-person hipster footrace through bum-infested city, I, for some reason, agreed to race on all fours. My partner Jessica (A reedy, nerdy, little hipster girl half swallowed up by her brown hoody) grabbed a pair of bolt cutters nearly as tall as her waist to use as an improvised weapon against the typically docile hobos. She abandoned me in the middle of a shanty shack,...
Sherlock Holmes is the man.
To be a successful frugal traveler you may have to shed your preconceived...– No, no, no, no, no, aaaaand no (via deleteyourself) I’d very much like to be a successful frugal traveler.